You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him
I got to the apartment, I was handed a beer within 20 seconds, I'm glowing in the dark, there's fog everywhere, and now I'm wearing a sombrero because apparently it's silly hat night. I never want to leave.
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
There's nothing like telling your girl to hold your pants while peeing on your neighbors door
Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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