i should go to a nude beach and wear just a condom, then ill have tan lines on my dick
I just woke up and i'm wearing a cape and it says sup slut on my ass
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
i got really high and listened to the spongebob squarepants theme song and, i swear to god, it was in german.
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
He got the life proof phone case so he could jack off in the shower without his wife knowing
No we were too stoned to stop you from wiping the peanut butter all over the car.
I JUST PETTED A FUCKING SQUIRREL. A SQUIRREL.
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