You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
Tequila bombs in champagne seemed like a good idea at the time.
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
Houston, we have a blender
My Saturday dick is so much more impressive than my Tuesday dick.
I just made a drink so ill shit. It's goona be great. Ill tell you about it when you get here. Get pumped. For my shit.
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
I moved out... There's nothing left but his childhood trophies...
You should make him a new one, you know like "you suck at relationships but thanks for trying participation award"
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
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