Pants 0. Shit 1.
the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
Amanda Bynes on the cover of maxim is my 8th grade masturbation fantasy come to life
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
Just used my eyelash curler to open a bottle of cider...
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
If sleeping with your boss doesnt scream job security i dont know what does.
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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