I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
I miss you like a fat girl misses the prom.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
i don't know what part of 'duct tape bikini waxes' seemed even a little okay in our drunk minds, but i'm never drinking with your sister again
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
Please let me buy the coffee, all my assets are in starbucks gift cards
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
I'm sorry that you wanted to get laid and I all I did was play with your new cat instead.
Was that you calling me at 4am asking to borrow a rubber ducky and a tampon?
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
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