She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
We had to use the stains on Phil's shirt to try to piece together what happened last night.
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
Having a dry hump session to Alvin and the chipmunks surprisingly didn't kill the mood. He's that good.
Someone jacked my earrings off me or I threw em in the toilet again
I hate when that happens
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
I wanted lighthearted conversation about ordering bulk condoms and anal lube but he's depressed and talking about god hating him, ugh
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
Well now you know my birthday fantasy: gangbang consisting of men wearing NPR pledge t-shirts.
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