Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
He made a fake guest pass that was just a note card with "I'm here. Me." written in sharpie, and tried to convince the security guard it was real.
Whoever I saved in my phone as "Jackpot" last night has your keys.
So I'm thinking next semester you should be my own personal maid, nurse, masseuse and chef in exchange for free lodging, any food you can find, and unlimited access to my reproductive organs.
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
Remember when puke and rally meant a good time? Fuck pregnancy
Is everyone touching their nose at me a sign that I should stop snorting vicodin off my phone in the bathroom at school?
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
You need to stop showing people the things i drunk-text to you... i have a reputation to uphold here
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
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