What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
you never realize your highschool teachers are real people till you fuck one of them
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
Im sorry i offered the man at mcdonalds your hand in marriage in exchange for some french fries
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
God... We're terrible. I'm so proud of us.
I know! It makes me feel all warm inside. Or maybe that's just me getting closer to hell.
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