i feel like i'm waiting in line to date brett michaels
Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
she said she'd get any tattoo I wanted ... so she's getting a large crossword puzzle as a tramp stamp. I'm the Einstein of doggy style
Yeah, I wouldn't mind getting fingered in the corner of a dive bar again.
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
He never broke character while fucking me on the neighbor's lawn. I give him a 10 for his dedication to the British accent.
He better not be in your backpack
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
I remember telling you that I think Taylor Swift has stolen my essence. I still think that's true.
I shouldn't have to tell you to stop throwing knives at me.
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
I got conspiracy theory drunk.
We're about to get drunk and it feels wrong without you
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