Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
I would like to feed your fingertips to the wolverines.
just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
It was like the Ritz Carlton of jails. I got introduced to our criminal system the right way.
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
Wedding cake is always the best dance partner. In the corner. With a jack and coke. And while I'm crying. Listening to "Almost Paradise".
I'm sorry I put you in the washing machine. I honestly thought you would fit.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
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