I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
and next time when you feel me up, do it right
she pooped in my shower. pooped. woke me up and said she thought she farted but it wasnt a fart i went back 2 sleep and found it hours later. no longer hooking up w chicks my moms age.
Yeah I had to push her down the hallway to the hotel room in a luggage carrier. The guy at the desk told me goodluck
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
I just want my paycheck, and my friends. And alcohol and tacos. Is that so much to ask?
He congratulated me by offering up free orgasms.. I told him I also had a birthday last month we needed to celebrate.. He was there in ten minutes.
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
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