drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
I wish life was like dora the explorer where dancing pigs appear out of nowhere to solve your problems for you
he showed up at my house with a hand-stiched sweater that said "girlfriend?"
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
It was the gentlest way I could hit on a girl who just got hit by a car
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
This lady is talking to me and all I can think about is getting face fucked and doing cocaine. Not neccesarily together and not neccesarily in that order
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