if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
reason #14 for loving my boobs...just got out of a 40mph over the limit speeding ticket thru a work zone. i dont think the cop knew i even had a face
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
He unbuckled his belt, tipped his hat at me, then told me to "saddle up"
this is like your 5th cowboy right? where do you keep finding these guys?!!
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
Finals week game: One shot for every psychological trauma I've been through that I have to explain in detail. Man I hate my major sometimes.
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
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