I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
Her eyebrows were plucked so thin that she had to have gonorrhea. Clean girls just don't pluck that way
I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
I asked him why he was eating an entire can of refried beans, the only answer I got was "revenge"
How is there no taco emoji?! That's some bullshit.
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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