people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
The crowing achievement of my life is still the time I made a 3 course meal out of things I found in the dumpster.
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
We were thinking he might be gay. Like how the fuck do you not even make out with a girl that made you a grilled cheese
I could barely talk to the cabbie and I was text bombing everyone. They need to make an auto timer app to prevent people like me from belligerent late night harrassing. And I was seeing double... Prob would have tried to give your leg a bj and then fallen down the stairs.
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when I get back.
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