That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
Next time he asks to wax your nipple while you're passed out I promise I'll be sober enough to intervene.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
Totally thought something squeezed my boob. Then I remembered I was wearing a bra. Isn't weed great?
Overheard a drunk girl talk about how when she's drunk she believes in more than one God
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
Randomize