So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
i wanna stay in my bed and fart for a few more hours
Just scheduled a cocaine deal around my drug counsler appointment. Why yes, thank you, I do enjoy the irony that is my life.
Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
Sorry, I know you're at the airport but a gram of coke is missing so good luck with security!
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
He was lasting forever and I couldn't take it so I faked an asthma attack
Saying I've had more balls in my mouth than you is the last clear, coherent thing I remember.
Would it kill us to punctuate. That last text took me 5 min to read
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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