I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
do you know how scary it is to wake up in a CATSCAN machine after a night of drinking?
When you're opening a bottle of tequila with a golf club, it's probably time to stop drinking...
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
you kept telling everyone how your ninja turtle shell also functioned as a backpack
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.
I made Mark strip for me and do a stripper dance. I put 2 dollars in his mouth
You were telling me last night 101 proof was nothing and you needed 400 proof or better yet military or marine proof, because you're marine grade.... You rascal.
I'm puking in a turkey pan....
No judgement. Sometimes you gotta twerk on a legends face.
I am eating a king sized snickers in the strip club. Good morning.
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
Do not buy a prego test at the Walgreens you frequent. It's awkward. Just trust me.
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
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