You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
I am so stoned and my professor is handing out candy. I love Halloween.
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
dinner is belligerent. she just poured the rest of the pitcher of margaritas into a take home box. people are staring.
He just walked into my room in a robe with a cooking pot of cereal.
Its like a zucchini between his legs. An orgasmic zucchini.
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
She's like a solid nine. Well maybe not a tomorrow morning nine, but she's a nine right now and trying to take me home.
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
He heard our neighbor’s vibrator through the wall, knocked on her door and now they’re doing it
The blonde?!? That’s just unfair! His penis already has a fairy tale existence
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