thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
Okay well we need to be adults. We're gonna end up with diabetes or some shit.
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
Should probably stop going into the gas station to look for the most normal person to hitch a ride with to drive me to a party
Not bad. Ran into Carlo. He shared a story about a sailor who got gonorrhea in his eye. It made me feel better about myself.
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