I'm so drunk that I ordered a root beer at the bar. Whoops?
you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
Even if he doesn't call, at least I can say i fucked a mascot.
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
What does it mean when the bartender gives you 4 straws?
Randomize
