There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
im holly from the hills drunk
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
Our whole friendship has just been time foreshadowing my dick in your mouth.
It's 10AM, she's drunk blaring veggie tales and I have a paper to write you've got to be fucking kidding me
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
ders ninda duuude pooring goden shots ov glory. I see em an i dont but there hear.
are you attempting voice recognition while drunk again?
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
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