I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
She opened a beer bottle with her armpit and then gave me a cigarette from the waistband of her underwear. I dont know if I want to be her or marry her.
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
That reminds me of that one time you handcuffed me to a table leg while I was reaching for the vodka.
How do I tell my child he was conceived on a barstool in South Alabama?
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
We are both federal employees and Obama gave us a four-day weekend to lie in bed. Do you know how many orgasms that will be? I knew there was a reason I voted for this guy.
I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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