TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
i woke up to find out i shared my bed with a full, open can of natty light last night and didnt spill it. then i drank it for breakfast.
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
Maybe walking up to the cops busting our party with a "Things go better with Coke" t-shirt on and asking for my extra license back that my little brother got busted with wasn't the best idea of the night.
I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
Omg you can't vacuum salsa that's just ridiculous
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
Ugh it's 2016, why can't our bodies just shed fat on their own
He's tiny, but ripped. Like a stacked hobbit. He's going to pull our sexy, crime-fighting rickshaw.
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
Randomize
