Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
I mean, I'm all about sharing, but when he tells me about his wet dreams about Oprah, I think it's taking it too far.
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
When you can pee with one hand accurately while texting, you drink too much.
My penis needs a shock collar
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
Turns out your granddad is cooler than you. We're taking him on our New year's eve pub crawl instead. Sorry.
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