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let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
Just found bacon bits in my pocket. Blackout buffet is the best.
I've been at work 30 min broke a paper towel holder a chair set a box on fire and fell down twice. Hungover Brian just reached a new level
Exact words that were just spoken as she was on her 6th, yes 6th piece of bread: "I'm only eating the soft and chewy inside of the bread-I am taking the crust home to feed my turtles"
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
I'm 99% sure I just puked glitter. Wine drunk Mondays shouldn't be a thing.
So when's a good time this week to show up at your apartment in nothing but a trench coat and a bow? Y'know. Hypothetically.
Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
My neighbor came out@4am in a pink nite gown n clotheslined a punk on a mo-ped w/her mop handle, then just walked back in her house like she just checked the mail. MILF 1 PUNK 0
I swear to god, I'm like....the Jedi master of dick.
Turns out tits aren't quite as effective an enticement when they know for a fact that they can't touch.
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