I wanna bring you to show and tell
i mean really, i cant compete with a cucumber
'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
a garbage man just dropped off my phone and wallet. he found them in the trash this morning.
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
I saw you sitting on top of my car trying to row back home... Did you make it?
Just once I'd like to throw a party where I don't have to clean up someone else's blood the next morning.
We never did figure out who the stuff on the wall came from, did we?
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
Dude... She just sent me a story of how she wants to fuck me on a boat and call me her captain.. Well ahoy mateys, lets set sail
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
This can only be settled by a dance off.
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