We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
i just met a girl who was sent to the hospital for using her phone as a vibrator and got electrocuted. 4 weeks later she got sent back for shoving a hot dog up there. welcome to the teenage american society
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
Waiting outside the STD clinic 30 min before it opens already in a line up. It's like were all waiting for a concert that no ones really pumped for
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
The highlight of my night was definitely explaining the bandaid on my nipple.
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.
Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
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