her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
my new favorite insult= "thundercunt"
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
Revised rule: don't put your dick in the general vacinity of mental instability.
Not even dry humping. Not even a little bit.
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
I'm supposed to nail the old lady at 1:30 so I'll see you at 1:35ish.
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
I just wanna get drunk in a castle. Is that so much to ask?
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
Remember how I made that resolution to remain celibate for 6 months? Well, I just broke that
You literally made that 4 hours ago...
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