After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
I just puked so hard I pissed myself. Outta my ass. I just won hangover of the century.
Just did a slip and slide down a five story staircase in my dorm. Being an engineer is fucking awesome
Hey girl, do you remember you made me brush your hair with a plastic fork on Saturday night?
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there.
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
You peed in my kitchen, while crying and insisting my floor was a toilet.
I just had a flashback to us shaking up Gatorade mix and then inhaling it in your kitchen because it was funny. Now I can't stop laughing in work because that is the stupidest shit.
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
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