My brain says no but my pants say off.
She's like the female version of the Momento guy. She keeps forgetting that I'm an asshole after we have sex.
as we were stuffing their 24 of beer into our bags you kept saying you wanted cheese strings. closest things we found were kraft singles. as the guys came up the stairs you kept screaming 'GET THE CHEESE! GET THE CHEESE!'
can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
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