tequila makes my crab dance SOOOO much better
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
If i ever have a kid with an outie i'm giving it up for adoption
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
Something about finishing sexting a guy and him going "well. I have to get ready for Passover now" really makes me rethink my life choices
I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
We need some Captain and Fanta. That shit will change your life. Sidenote, bring an IV drip to hook me to in the morning
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
True college students do jello shots in the library
Randomize