Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
I think my vagina is going to steal my keys and drive over there.
Hopefully she would park on my face.
I'll start choreographing the sperm rain dance now
I CAN CONTROL MY GERBIL WITH MY BREATH. HE FOLLOWS THE SMELL. PROBABLY WOULDNT BE AS EXCITING IF I WASNT HIGH OFF MY ASS, BUT STILL
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
Shaving my legs with an ankle monitor on is surprisingly more difficult than the drunk driving that got me here
My garbage can has nothing in it besides condoms and candy wrappers. That's good garbage.
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
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