is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
you were so high you spent the rest of the night smelling pepper to prove you can sneeze with your eyes open
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
Things I have that belong to you: shorts, headband, bra, purse, chinese food, vodka, and blood on my jeans. Happy homecoming.
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
Mitt romney looks like a fantastic lover (full disclorsure: im 76% vodka right now)
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
This morning on my way to work I saw a guy ride his bike straight into a woman and her dog while trying to light a bowl. Thought of you.
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
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