I'm like a rollypolly, I only open my legs up when I feel safe.
my sister just canceled her nose job because she thought it would hurt too much
It'll hurt less than being alone
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
We should see who can shotgun a beer faster over iPhone FaceTime
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
Oh you know same old same old. just eating pizza after faking extreme night terrors to get a one night stand to leave my apartment
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
fucked a girl in the dry storage closet at work. knocked over a whole rack of tomato paste and pinto beans. and also i really hope my manager doesn't review this footage from the security camera
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
It’s easy for me to be professional, the tough part is finding the perfect amount of bitchy undertone
The neighbors ahemed the WHOLE time. Their kids are the ones that scream loud enough for me to remember my birth control. It's payback!
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