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Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
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So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?
In some strange universe, yes
Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
someday i'll meet a woman who will love me for my marvelous breasts and ignore my many character faults.
He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away
So apparently it wasn't anything really bad, it's hemorrhoids. Which is the medical word for butthurt. I actually have ass ointment.
ditto.
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Those nachos came to me in a dream
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
I ripped my favorite bra in half last night while I was undressing in a drunken rage.
What was the rage all about?
He wouldn't stop to let me get McDonald's french fries.
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