Why do girls always cry at the bar?
What's the point of going out if you're going to cry all night?
Are they having an exestensial crisis at the bar?
: I need to find myself a plastic surgeon husband so i can get boobs.
but u need boobs to get one in the first place.
East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
operation have a gay friend backfired
Pretty sure I just became the first person ever to use the word "boner" in a wedding card...
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
I just remembered that I did shots out of a gay mans crotch. And there's someone saved in my phone as "Miranda knows where my car is"
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
Some guy just ate one of the dog treats. I have him a free beer. I love my job.
Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
They just made me take another shot and I found out the liquor store next to my brothers house has a petting zoo
Mind. Blown.
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