sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
vicodin is the reason why I believe in magic
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
I have a broken liver
I see that the whole "let's take a break from drinking" has worked out really well for us.
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
I just sent a bad sext to my sister. There's not even a way to damage control this, is there?
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
We'll handle his penis the same way we handle day drinking; together.
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