Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
please tell me i can get drunk off sparkling grape juice. even if you have to lie, please say yes.
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
i should teach a seminar on how to fall off the wagon
It's never too late to be topless.
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
I am eating a king sized snickers in the strip club. Good morning.
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
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