Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
I mean he's a cool ass guy, but he's genuinely in love with a fat chick. I just can't take him seriously as a person.
you realize that if you hadn't mouthed "we're getting laid tonight", i wouldn't have woken up with your ex this morning. just sayin
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
I found an HIV test/information brochure on the kitchen table and what i can only assume to be an "I'm sorry you might have AIDS" gift bag, complete with a candle and popcorn, and I haven't seen you in 36 hours. You good?
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
If I died tonight, I'd be content knowing you were the last person to see my boobs.
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
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