God dammit. Now I'm pissed at Arizona, while feeling bad for my poor, poor penis.
HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
You filled up my voicemail with a slurred but graphic depiction of how you were humping a fire hydrant.
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
I had to explain the gravity bong to my mom. Right after she pointed out I have a lot of dicks on my floor at any given moment.
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
it's always good to have a friend that's a hairdresser, a massage therapist, maybe throw in a lawyer just in case, and always have a friend on food stamps
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning out the soap dispenser. fuck. me. adderall.
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