did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
I have vodka soaked strawberries. My latest tarot card reading hinted at a lesbian/bisexual coming out. I doubt I survive the night.
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
Your brother slept on my deck. There was a key under the mat. Relapse party success.
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
He's listening to "my heart will go on" by himself in the living and its not even noon. MAKE IT STOP.
someday i'll meet a woman who will love me for my marvelous breasts and ignore my many character faults.
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
That's how pantless uber rides happen
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
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