the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
I thought the one perk of the low caliber of men I've slept with thus far in my college career is that I would never run into them in the library. I've been here for ten minutes and we're on number three.
They called security on the security guard who tried to break up the party in their suite. You tell me how drunk they were.
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
We're drinking vodka. Wine is for people who have to wake up in the morning.
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
Why didn't you tell me I was calling her by her sisters name all night?
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
i should probably stop doing things just because i think they’re funny. i’m not going to.
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