Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
How do you tell if you're on the terrorist watch list?
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
He got about halfway through singing "Drift Away" before he passed out and broke my coffee table.
Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
There's a set of buzz lightyear wings in lost and found at work. I just need access to your roof.
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
it's my fake id's birthday. i'm wearing a hat, and i have a beard. i'm untouchable. TO THE BARS!
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