Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
I just found a bottle of gin in my vegetable crisper. Party is back on.
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
Omphalophobia is a real thing. don't ever fucking touch my belly button again dude
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
I'm really proud of my unchallenged ability to convert boob guys into ass men
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
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