Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
Pretty sure I just slept with Elmo.
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
Tell your boss that he's keeping you from eating a fuck sundae off of these 36-24-36 34 D's waiting for you at home on Valentine's Day.
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
Also, my drunkenly packed sleepover kit consisted of a singular sock, my uncharged laptop, and a pack of post-it notes.
the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
Just peed off a cliff while playing white snake on my phone. Close enough?
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
Randomize
