I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
definitely just fell out of bed trying to plug in my phone. when did laziness start getting painful?
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
it's like heaven, but drunker
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
Green mimosas i think yes
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
Fast is cars. Home is I now. Drunk yoda me is.
First you stole a hockey stick out of the nieghbors yard and claimed you were moses leading his children home. Then you led us around the same block twice before I called the cab
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
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