Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
in the middle of giving him head in the backseat of my car he taps me on the shoulder, opens the door, throws up three times and then proceeds to tell me how amazing i am.
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
I felt so bad for you. Drunk Rachael wanted nothing more than to crawl into the cop car and give you a hug. Luckily Mollied/Barred out Rachael convinced Drunk Rachael this was a terrible idea. So I ran. I have your keys btw
i'd say i'm about at weeping-uncontrollably-in-a-puddle-of-my-own-tears-and-urine level
i want to go make food but i'll have to face my mom after telling her that the random i'm sleeping with, whose name i don't know, told me I was "too slutty to be his girlfriend" when i was drunk last night
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
He went snooping and now he's all intimidated by my super amazing box of sexy time toys.
Please stop calling it that.
we superglued breast forms to his chest. those aren't coming off anytime soon.
It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
My sober self will be embarrassed tomorrow. For now I am laughing my ass off.
If that pentatonix bullshit is playing when I get home we're breaking up
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