I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
420 ftw
I need a shot of tequila, and quick death
Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
My aunt just said- "pizza is like sex. Even if it ain't good it ain't bad." Obviously she doesn't know us too well.
i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
Sleepwalking naked until I was 12 made it so much easier to get away with drinking at moms now.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
So they just told me that while I was being loaded into the ambulance the cop told them if they were good friends they'd post it on Facebook...
The subtweets were good enough
Note to self: don't try to shave your legs when sex-sore. You CANT reach, stop trying.
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
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