Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
She was Ugg boots AND a Bumpit. Of course I didn't sleep with her.
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
Just found my toeprints on the glass of his sunroof.
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
i had to get the starbucks manager to open the bathroom door for me...you passed out on the floor, the things i do for you
And then the lady sheeps would bring me the finest grass to eat cuz im the sheep king and id have sexy smooth sheep fur
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
I wouldn't even cut tickets or put ppl in jail I'd just hand out punches to the mouth and Liam Neeson throat chops
I just want nice things and good sex
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
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