I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
Skipping work because i'm still too drunk from last night still. got home at midnight and passed out in front of my door for 2 hours bc i couldn't find my key
had to call my rooommate to let us in. Passed out in my dress and found the key on my hair tie-in my hair- just now.
You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
She gatecrashed the wedding and managed to get an invite to the open bar reception. Lucky bitch
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
Apparently I've texted the word shitfucked so much it auto-completes it now.
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
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