just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
Rumor has it that you want to bring me soup in exchange for a blow job.
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
Being drunk isn't an excuse for eating all of the bacon asshole
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
Who the fuck watches Jessica jones and thinks I need to call a past fling?
She pulled out a water gun filled with vodka and called it her weapon of choice tonight. She's fine.
hey, just so we're clear, next time we go swimming drunk at my house, we have to use the floating chairs instead of my mattress. i'm not sure how to get it out of the pool.
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