Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
I'm gonna do things to you that will make the neighbors want to move.
There could not be a more unattractive person. She just told me her period was so bad that she got sick. I think my penis retracted and killed himself
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
my sombrero is too big for the bathroom
someone left their shoes, a resume, and a pizza in the shower... i am actually speechless
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
I want a coyote to ride back and forth to the bathroom because walking is getting old
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
He got violent drunk so we have to untie him in the morning. He's in your basement and you're out of electrical tape. Don't forget because I will.
Turns out the old man beside me in the waiting room was dead, but other then that it was a good day.
And that is why we dont do tequila shooters at 1 in the afternoon. Because you go home with a beast like that
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
His condition for us having sex was that I wore my show boots. #equestrianproblems
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
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