Can i not drive my cunt home
So I have to go swallow an entire zebra. Ur on ur own girl.
it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
Wait. We seriously played strip beer pong at the bar last night. Who said I never came up with good ideas
I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
SPICY FOODS AND BLOWJOBS DON'T MIX.
YOU SAID YOU'D TRY ANYTHING ONCE YOU LIAR
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
She told me I’m a “stunt cock.” I’m okay with that
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